Damaged VOLVO XC90

FOR SALE: One Majestic Volvo XC90 – Slightly Dramatic, Still Full of Potential Have you ever wanted to own a 2010 Volvo XC90 that’s seen things… and lived to (barely) tell the tale? Well, now’s your chance! The Good: • Brand new back caliper (shiny and optimistic) • Fresh wishbones & ball joints (she steers like a dream—when she runs) • Discs and pads all round (the stopping power of a freight train, currently unnecessary but still impressive) • 2 brand new front tyres (ready for the road she may never touch again) • 214,000 miles of life, love, and probably a few regrets • No NCT, but she was prepped and ready before tragedy struck The Drama: • She’s got head damage… no, not emotionally (though maybe me too), but mechanically. • Needs a camshaft, a head, and injectors (unless you believe in diesel-powered miracles). • Must be towed—unless you fancy Flintstones-style travel. Perfect for: • A scrap yard enthusiast • Someone with a spare D5 engine lying around • A mechanic with time, tools, and a twisted sense of adventure • Someone needing a fancy shed with leather seats Price: Let’s just say I’m not expecting early retirement off this. Throw me an offer—cash, trade, emotional support. Final thoughts: She’s got good bones (well… wishbones at least), a strong personality, and a heart that was willing. Fix her or part her out—either way, you’ll have a great story.