Toyota Yaris Hybrid

Want to save the climate change? Save on petrol, and drive a car which will bring you to the end of the world and bring you back, well, look no further, this little beauty will do this for you with no hastle. You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further. The 2013 toyota yaris hybrid. Lets talk about futures: Bluetooth: yep Sunroof: nope, because you live in Ireland, and rain is present 24/7 in here(nothing new about that). Fancy wheels: nope, whats the point in them anyway? Rear view camera: yep, so you’ll be safe all the time when you’ll reverse. Engine: 1.5 hybrid toyota engine which will save you milions of euro!! Let me tell you a story. One day my Yaris started making a strange sound. I didn't give a sh*t and ignored it. It went away. The End. You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Liffey Valley Brige, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would start right up. This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children. This car's got history. It's seen some sh*t. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a Volkswagen would. Interesting facts: In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional." So contact me today, and lets make the deal